Friday, August 11, 2006

'Cause you never know when you could get tased

It's not that he was arrested (again). Or that he was caught with four weapons -- all loaded -- in his car, presumably in case President Bush immediately shipped him over to Fallujah. Or even that he led police on a car chase before hitting a cruiser. No, the meat was the following:
...officers had to use Mace to subdue him.
More? You want MORE? Here is the clincher:

A stun gun was ineffective because the former Fiesta Bowl star was wearing a bullet-resistant vest, Sgt. Michael Woods said.

That's right. Mo Clarett was taken down with old lady spray because his bullet-proof vest shielded him from the taser. Contrary to popular opinion, this proves he is a thinking man.

At least when he's wasted (a half-empty bottle of vodka was found in the car).

(photo courtesy of Deadspin)


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